Black Hole photographed for first time

(News Wire) – In April 2017 a group of researchers in Oakland California set out to do something that had never been done before. Take the first ever picture of a real black hole. After receiving a 10 million dollar grant from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) researchers Even “E-dog” Holmes and Matt Calhoon Django “M.C. Django” began their search of the sky for a target to photograph.





“The thing about black holes is, you know… they’re black. Like really really black” Said Django when we ran into him on his way to “get a bunch a Fatburger for the team y’all”.

When asked about what the team will do now that they have achieved their goal E-dog informed us that the team is in the final selection process for receiving another 20 million dollar grant to study and photograph dark matter. The project, dubbed “Dark Matter Matters” is set to begin this summer.