Google to Remove All Password Restrictions
In a surprise development tech giant Google has decided to remove all password restrictions from all of their integrated products including Gmail, Google Chrome and a suite of related products.
When asked what led to this decision current google CTO Brian Stevens said:
“Fuck it!, we’ve been hacked so many times it’s a fucking joke. You want to see my cat pictures, go for it!”.
He later added that they literally tried everything they could to get people to be secure online, 1 factor authentication, 2 factor authentication, bio-metric identification, it didn’t matter what they imposed on their users they still managed to effectively write their password down on a post-it note for everyone to see.
“Oh, and everyone is sick and fucking tired of having to reset their password every month!”
He said in a huff as he turned the contents of his desk drawer upside down into a cardboard box. “I’m outta here” his last words before slamming his office door behind him.
