Old Church Burns Down in Paris, Makes way for WalMart
Monday afternoon this really old church burned to the ground in Paris and almost immediately rumors began to spread that there would finally be a room for a WalMart Mega Outlet store. “You know, we’ve been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long time” Say Peirre De’pueueu a local of the neighborhood.
“Yea i mean, like, they’ve been working on that thing forever” another local said as the flames tore through the construction site, suggesting that they probably burned it down on purpose to collect the insurance money.
